A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good nut even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one’.

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.